I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
