Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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