I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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