i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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