If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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