i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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