i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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