we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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