I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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