She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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