That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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