Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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