Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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