i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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