To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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