It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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