I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
wanna go halves on a baby?
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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