Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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