By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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