I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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