I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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