Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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