My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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