so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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