Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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