Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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