my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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