ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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