he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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