The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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