i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You've changed since you got that strap on
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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