She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
