Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
