the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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