You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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