he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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