just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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