Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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