She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
meet me or not, i'm out of control
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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