he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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