I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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