I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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