Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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