Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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