I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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