after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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