will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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