Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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