I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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