Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
