I want to walk on stilts...naked
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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