i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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